My Fluffy Pillows Classified Advert
Subject Ref: 001
Name: Elson C.K.K
Species: Homo sapien
Specimen: Male
Status: Available (as of 20 Feb 2008)
Age: Marriageable
Height: Respectable
Weight: Slightly under ( :P )
Legs: Smooth (DO NOT INCLUDE IN ADVERT BY ACCIDENT)
Residence: Eastern part of Singapore (only 5mins walk from MRT station, very convenient)
Likes: Women, soccer, gaming, watching movies, rock music, the core alliance
Dislikes: Cocksters, bastards, suckers
Heartland hangouts: Simei, Tampines, Simpang
Seeking: Female companionship (preferably intimate)
Enclosed: Photo (below)
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Do not hesitate to contact me should you require additional (juicy) information regarding subject reference number 001.
Interested parties, please feel free to contact me for arranged meet-ups (subjected to commission and 7% GST, 10% service charge).
Handphone number will be given out for FREE* !!!
*Offer valid while stocks last
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is replying to this post a subtle hint to indicate interest?? hehe....