My Fluffy Pillows

 

Mas Selamat bin Kastari aka the Terrorist Who Escaped

Who does he think he is.

Michael Scofield?

Balek kampong Fox River la Ah bang.

Salah salah! Go SONA!

Haiya! Just stay wherever you are.

Away.

 
 

THE HOTTEST TRENDS of 2008 only @ My Fluffy Pillows

The PUFFY Head




















Slated to make it's debut down the red carpet of on whatever-is-the-next-awards-show in the US, this volumnising cut is adopted only by the trendiest starlets leaning on the frontiers of fashion.

Get that look now! : Sleep on a pillow and refrain from washing your hair after you rouse from a night of sweet slumber.

For a natural finish, don your gay-est looking shirt and hit the streets, au natural with a hint of personality.

If you prefer it LOUD, set it with tons of hairspray and step out with your leopard print leather jacket. Claw your way through the crowds as you roar~





The peek-a-boo butt cheeks





















Say good bye to the butt cracks of 2007. That’s so passé. Gimmie the chicks! Oh sorry. I mean cheeks.


Get that look now! : Shop in the kids’ department for your bottoms or opt for a size which you have to squeeze your ass through (make sure you can zip it up or better still, get those elastic ones). Make sure your shorts are super-duper-micro-mini-very-the-extremely teeny-weeny.

For the ladies, slip into your killer I-cannot-tip-my-toes-any-further heels for that extra pinch of flesh (you know where).

For the men, please, even Hard Gay doesn’t have the balls to carry this off.

 
 

because everyone is talking about it...

Yes yes. It’s the infamous Edison photo scandal.

Frankly, I think the HK media is being a little too conservative on their views that the audience will not support him after this incident. I mean honestly, he does not sing or act very well in the first place (even I speak better Mandarin than him can), but look how far he got in a country where the Heavenly Kings were born and artistes blossomed in Hollywood.

I mean, look over at other entertainment industries churning out tabloids on the Spears and Winehouses, broken marriages, drug addictions, death, plastic surgery, and the list never ends.

Asia is really subtle in comparison. Plus, we are not as forgiving. Amy Winehouse went on to snag a Grammy and receive a huge applause from the audience despite drowning in personal complications.
If Edison was up for some award, I’m sure he would have withdrawn on his own accord or be disqualified by the panel of judges involved. Or am I being too biased here?

Anyway, I didn’t think he had to pull down the curtains. He’s good looking and really charming (Cecelia, Gillian and the other girls proved this point). He can continue to model and endorse products like:
  • take part in the Stomp AIDS campaign
  • sign a contract with Durex, perhaps with the tagline “Blow me away with IT”
  • become a camera spokesperson: The All New Nikon Nude Pics ‘Limited Edison’

Okay. I sound like I hate him, which I don’t. I don’t think he should be shouldering all the bad press and receiving the entire sack of hate mail. His photo-taking fetish may not be the conventional hobby most people have, but they were not meant to be viewed publicly in the first place.

Ok. I think I should stop. Or I’d look like a Steven Lim relentlessly showing support for his Edison on Youtube going “你们不要欺负我的 Edison”. Yeah, THAT Steven Lim who goes by the nick ‘sghunk’ on Youtube and self declare that he is “the world’s most handsome guy”.

Please don’t puke on my blog. Thanks.
Anyway, lets just give Edison a break after viewing his art works. Although I have to add that he needs more practice and perhaps pick up some Photoshop skills to neaten up some parts which……. Lets just end it here, this post is getting a tad too long. :P

 
 

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Age: Marriageable

Height: Respectable

Weight: Slightly under ( :P )

Legs: Smooth (DO NOT INCLUDE IN ADVERT BY ACCIDENT)

Residence: Eastern part of Singapore (only 5mins walk from MRT station, very convenient)

Likes: Women, soccer, gaming, watching movies, rock music, the core alliance

Dislikes: Cocksters, bastards, suckers

Heartland hangouts: Simei, Tampines, Simpang

Seeking: Female companionship (preferably intimate)

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prayers

The house was converted into a mini temple for a night of prayer.

Incense wafting in the air.

Joss sticks sitting on a bed of ash.

Candles melting into a crown of wax.

























The Shrine.




















Balls of joss paper folded painstakingly by my grandma while she watches her long and sappy Taiwanese drama serial and Channel 8 re-runs.





















A close up of The Shrine from the other side.
Spot my Dad's hand!!! He sneaked in unintentionally when I took this shot.


I will do a follow up post if anyone can't find The Hand and is curious to know its whereabouts.

 
 

Dong Dong Dong Chiang~~~

There is a monster back in my bedroom!

Its been there for around 3 weeks now.

The monster is called STELLAePIG.

Check out the monster and I on the first day of Chinese New Year.































Our 1st and most probably last time wearing these cheongsams. Haha.





















Stealing an artistic shot aganist the frame of the chair at my grandmother's place :P

























A failed attempt to capture the essence of a high fashion outlook. Cannot make it!


























Trying to give the fashion shoot another go.

























E-N-E-R-G-Y. (The nicest photo of both of us in the air. The rest looked stupid cos we were still on the ground.)








































Wraping up a day if photo taking with an individual shot.

 
 

Shopaholic

I've been turning in fairly late the past week.


Did not linger online long enough to update my blog.


I had really short conversations on Skype, if not, I did not call at all.


Basically, I kinda had no life.


All because I had my head buried entirely in Sophie Kinsella's Shopaholic Series! Insatiable addiction engulfed me entirely and I was thrown into Luke and Becky’s whirlwind lives, desperately gasping the pages to find out what happens next.


Yes, I’ll blatantly admit that it is bimbotic pleasure reading enjoyment in its purest form. But it was hilarious, fun and totally engaging. And I really love it!


Now that I’ve finished reading all 5 books, I can immerse myself in the festive mood and celebrate with an ease of mind.


Yeah. I think some people are going ‘Really so nice to read meh.’


Yes. Really very nice lor. Haha.


Anyway, Happy Chinese New Year!~


财神到！等----等----等！

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PS: You were supposed to follow your eyes in this manner 'up-down-up-down-up' at the word '等' to get the tune correct. I do spare a thought for those musically inclined-not. Don't be offended :P