My Fluffy Pillows

 

Hair

Alas!


I'm going for a hair cut. And as usual, I have no idea what I should to to my hair, again!

So, I mustered up all my courage and cropped out my heads from different periods of the past 3 years as a compilation for display!

And I'll really appreciate it if you offer constructive criticism(s) :)

Stop rolling your eyes. Here goes...


Short hair!


Bonus: Hair dries up real quick after a wash.

Grumbles: Looks kinda wired sometimes. Heh.


The longer short hair. (that's a really helpful description huh) Maybe outgrown short hair is better?


Bonus: I like it!

Grumbles: It keeps curling up at the ends.



Shoulder length

Bonus: It can afford to look a little messy.

Grumbles: My friend (Yinz) says I look orbit.


Long hair


Bonus: I can tie it up when its in a heap of mess/tangles/frizzy-ness.

Grumbles: Takes ages to dry and the long strands of hair are more noticeable on the bedroom floor.

Or maybe I should put on a wig.
















Ok. Not funny.

Anyway I'm going for a haircut soon! And if I don't do a post about it. Ii means it sucked.

Fingers crossed~

 
 

The Top 3 Drama Scenarios I Absolutely Detest

Champion: The Sea Howl

Depressed is troubled by complicated thoughts running through her head.
Carefree tries to cheer her up and takes her to the beach.
There, Carefree told her
"把你所有不愉快的心事大声的喊出来吧。 让海风把你所有的烦恼都吹走。 阿!!!!"
Depressed shoots Carefree a look of doubt.
Carefree remains determined and coax gently "来啊! 喊了心里会舒服一些。啊!!!!!!!!!!"
Depressed decides to just give it a try and went "啊! 啊!! 啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Carefree feels glad that Depressed is releasing her anger and frustrations, he continues to accompany her.
When a smile finally breaks across Depressed's face, Carefree looks over at her and smiles too.

Zap!!!

I-R-R-I-T-A-T-I-N-G!

I especially loath the 啊啊啊 part.

Maybe others find this kind of cliche drama scenes touching and are able to relate to them.

Somehow, I just can't. And I won't try to.

:P

 
 

The Top 3 Drama Scenarios I Absolutely Detest

First Runner-Up: The Car Park Chase

Villain takes the wheel.
Hero is on his feet.
Villain attempts to ram his manual powered car into Hero.
Hero narrowly escapes every single time, every single swerve.
Villain gets increasingly furious and charge towards Hero once again.
At this moment Hero jumps onto the car and desperately tries to stay atop by griping tightly at the sides of the roof.
Villain turns the vehicle sharply to knock Hero out of his place.
All of a sudden, there are boxes, cartons, barrels and huge cylindrical objects in the way of the automobile in the supposedly deserted car park.
Villain crashes into the objects.
Hero as usual, does not disappoint and continues to hangs on for dear life.

Zap!

This scene is so passé. Get over it!

I mean, a car versus car chase on the roads is acceptable. But the human 'ka' versus the car on wheels, come on. Seriously, I don't think it is that difficult to knock someone down if you are really intent on committing the act. And no, I don't consider that as part of building up the suspense.

 
 

The Top 3 Drama Scenarios I Absolutely Detest

Second Runner-Up: The Ash Sprinkle


Girl dies.

Her body gets cremated.

Boy is extremely upset over her death.

Gathers her urn from the crematorium and sets off for the sea.

Boy stares out into the sea listlessly, enveloped in grief and sadness.

Boy gazes afar longingly and releases fistfuls of her remains into the surroundings, allowing it to get carried away by the sea breeze.

The music howls in sorrow at the background the camera takes its time to zoom away from the boy, slowly shifting its focus to the waves far far away...

Zap!

I can understand the dramatic impact this scene is trying to garner. It is supposed to overwhelm the viewers with grief and induce the tear jerking receptors. But for me, I just cannot help but wonder. Do people really do that? Will the NEA officer slap you a fine if he caught you in the act? *rolls eyes*

Plus, ashes are not entirely fine grainy powder. There are fragments of bones which still remain fairly distinguishable, albeit in several tiny pieces. You don't usually see them throwing those pieces into the sea too huh.

Anyway, stay tuned if you are interested to uncover the remaining two scenes.

I know many of you will think this entry is crap. But I really need to get it off my chest.

:P

 
 

The Performance

The show was slated to kick start at 8pm. But this was how the crowed fared at approximately 7.50pm.




















Centre stage and the rich-ass $198SGD ticket paying patrons.





















The sparse crowd littering the audience legitimate area.


Don't be mistaken, the majority are either queuing up to take a breather at the toilets (yikes!) or purchasing some you-know-you-won't-use-it-but-you-just-gotta-have-it Jay Chou embossed merchandise.
Meanwhile, Vet and I were having fun taking snapshots with our free concert souvenir.



















Partners in crime.




















I know this looks stupid. But it was kinda fun. Hee.





















Yes. We were kiasu. 2 persons versus 12 light sticks. (They were free and expiring at the end of the month anyway PLUS we supplied to those lucky fans sitting behind and beside us)


Anyway the crowd started to get excited when the lights dimmed.

They were screaming when the stadium went pitch black.

Then, everyone started hollering as the giant screens on stage came to live.

When the speakers announced that the concert will officially commence, there were shrieks of exhilaration from all over.

As the dancers set foot on stage, they cried with anticipation once again.

So when Mr Jay Chou came into view donning his elaborate costume and his faux ponytail, it was like around 120 decibels of racket from the entire stadium crowd.

He kicked start the concert with 黄金甲 and made the audience sing along when he did his slower numbers like 開不了口. At times, everyone started singing together in unison very spontaneously, 退后 was a good example. And yeah, we went "霍霍霍霍 霍霍霍霍" bobbing our luminous light sticks and Starhub green signage so enthusiastically to the tune of 霍元甲.



















千里之外 in progress.








































Yes, it was a full house without a doubt.

 
 

12 Jan BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!~

11 enthusiastic friends waiting on the
15th floor of the hotel, each with
2 party poppers in hand, in the dark to surprise the
1 birthday girl
POP!




















The Birthday girl caught on camera~


Credits to Kenneth the mastermind.

And very special thanks to Mr Lim Y. X., winner of the coveted "Best Actor Award" of the night. Our Birthday girl would not have been tricked into the room if he did not grace this event. Hee.
























The best stomache pretender in the house who nearly received a standing ovation.
























Us and the star of the night (I saved a spot for you Elson!)


Oh by the way, you guys haven paid me for the cake yet.

Wa lao eh.

Where else can you find someone who blogs about this kinda information :P

 
 

Happenings People Chat About on MSN

v i v i a n* says: eh how u spell bikiny
v i v i a n says: correct ar
v i v i a n says: like soemthig wrong leh
Sheila* says: ???
Sheila says: bikini la
v i v i a n says: haha
Sheila says: hahahahahhahahahahahah
Sheila says: or bykinnie
Sheila says: ahahhahahhaha
Sheila says: dumbo
v i v i a n says: eh my butt hole hurts
Sheila says: ..................................
Sheila says: u so despo ar
Sheila says: hahahhahha
v i v i a n says: yesterday i constipated k
v i v i a n says: den i stay in the toilet in agony
v i v i a n says: wtf
Sheila says: haha
Sheila says: ok la
Sheila says: poor thing
Sheila says: haha
v i v i a n says: then the stupid shit don wana come out but don wana go back in
v i v i a n says: ma de
Sheila says: rub ice to ease the swelling la
Sheila says: hahhahahah
v i v i a n says: den i damn phobia
v i v i a n says: of shitting
v i v i a n says: den my sis make me take 2 laxative pills
v i v i a n says: so today cna shit la
v i v i a n says: den jus now i went toilet..den damn scared la...later stuck again
Sheila says: hahahahhahahahahaha
Sheila says: hahhahahahahahah
Sheila says: use suction
v i v i a n says: den walau..at first stuck la..den i decided...use force..den omg..wtf..my butt hole injured la
Sheila says: sit on the toilet bowl n flush
Sheila says: sure come out
v i v i a n says: no way
v i v i a n says: i hate shitting
Sheila says: hahhahahah
Sheila says: stop it la
Sheila says: hahhahahaha
v i v i a n says: haha
Sheila says: i m gonna copy this conversation n put on my blog
Sheila says: hahahahha
v i v i a n says: wtf
v i v i a n says: wtf
v i v i a n says: wtf
v i v i a n says: haha
Sheila says: hahahahha
v i v i a n says: ok go ahead
Sheila says: will u killl me......
v i v i a n says: nope
v i v i a n says: hahaz
Sheila says: eh.....i think u shit ur brains out too
v i v i a n says: haha..hell no way
v i v i a n says: eh forgot to tell u
v i v i a n says: my arsh bled
Sheila says: ok
Sheila says: u shd have jus forgotten abt it
v i v i a n says: haha
Sheila says: hahahaha
v i v i a n says: hahahaaha
v i v i a n says: don wan
v i v i a n says: i wana share with u
v i v i a n says: hahaha
Sheila says: go n die
Sheila says: die in the toilet

*Names have not been altered to retain authenticity.

 
 

ciak sai

Someone told me this is the latest video craze in town, on youtube and all over the place.

Have you seen it yet?

I really don't know if I should share this here. But I will.

Just be sure that there is no one behind the screen while you are enjoying the clip unless of course, you will like to share.

Refrain from viewing in in school or in the office, you might get into trouble. I am dead serious about this people.

And for audiences below 16, please try not to let curiosity overrule your senses and Google the video. (I'm specifically referring to you Ker. Please dun go watch it den cry n tell ur mummy dat sheila told u to watch it k. My mum will kill me. Haha.)

Oh. You can try watching this after having a hearty meal. you will appreciate the effects more that way.
*takes a deep breath*

Here goes.


In case you are wondering, I didn't enjoy it. And I missed a lot of the video as well. Just can't seem to stomach the entire play-back. But sometimes, you just gotta keep up with the times and move on.

Wadever~

 
 

The Plastic Wrap

I left out this one embarrassing detail on our steamboat expenditure.

As you read on, don't sigh. If you think you are going to sigh and roll your eyes at our antics, go ahead and be my guest. Because that's the whole point of me dictating the scenario :P

It took a manpower of three able bodied homo sapiens to plastic cling wrap (ya noe wad i m talking abt ya) the left over sausages from our meal. All that has to be done was to lay the hotdogs on the Styrofoam tray and seal up the exposed top of with the plastic sheet.

Sounds easy, I know. But what happened was:

  • I held on to the tray filled with the hotdogs


  • Kian pulled the plastic sheet over


  • CX cuts the required amount from the roll


  • All struggled to stick it firmly in place


  • Elson commemorates our eventual success with a photo capture

Just in case you are wondering, we were really trying to get over and done with it.
Ta Da!!!





































Mission Accomplished + All Smiles (btw CX looks really tall in this pic)




To think that education in Singapore is well regarded and there, three locally educated students having difficulty over such a seemingly simple task.

Why didn't the home economics teacher have lessons on 'the proper way(s) to plastic cling wrap your food all by yourself'.

 
 

Countdown 2008 @ Home

Damn it. I'm not going to have post which dates 1 Jan.

Anyway, I had fun celebrating New Year's Day at home with my Core Alliance mates, away from:
(1) the crowd at Vivocity counting down, watching those you've-seen-it-before-year-after-year-performances

(2) the friends and families crowd along the Singapore River trying to catch a glimpse of the fireworks
(3) the string of people/bangalas lined up on Orchard Road with those foam spraying cans

(4) the clubbers getting squeezed the night away

In short, I'm trying to show that I enjoyed myself more compared to those people. Ok. I'm a bitch. Haha. Wadever~

We had steamboat!~



















They don't look the least bit enthusiastic in the photo actually.




































We seem happier in this shot. Haha.






















Credits to Chef Wang hard @ work & the Silverthong @ play.





















After boating and bbq-ing, in the midst of chilling.


























Getting crazy after 1 drink. (Picture has been photoshop-ed such that characters involved remain unidentified. Refer to previous photo for clues)
















Good clean fun (pretty ironic cause the mop is not exactly clean) and in case you are wondering, no, there is not 4th sequel.

Anyway, I owe a really big THANK YOU to the guys for being such great company and preparing the food, washing the dishes and mopping up my kitchen floor. Hehe. And not forgetting CC, for winning all our money during mj :P
HAPPY 2008!~
Whooo~~~